The 12 Days of Tiling

21 December, 2017 (09:09)

Glad ’tilings’ we bring! In the spirit of all things festive, we’ve created our own little song! Fixing all these problems is possible with a little help…

On the 1st day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – a substrate very unprepared!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 4th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 5th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 6th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – six cracked tiles, five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 7th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – seven bad adhesions, six cracked tiles, five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 8th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – eight trip edges, seven bad adhesions, six cracked tiles, five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 9th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – nine lippy tiles, eight trip edges, seven bad adhesions, six cracked tiles, five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 10th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – ten bare stair edges, nine lippy tiles, eight trip edges, seven bad adhesions, six cracked tiles, five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 11th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – eleven failed seals, ten bare stair edges, nine lippy tiles, eight trip edges, seven bad adhesions, six cracked tiles, five leaking showers, four unfinished corners, three uneven grout lines, two debonded tiles and a substrate very unprepared!

On the 12th day of Christmas, tiling gave to me – Schlüter’s range of products, to prevent all the problems above!

Merry Christmas to all of our tilers; we’ll see you on the other side!

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